14.1.14
WANDA GROUP interview for 06:00am
06: Was today a good day?
NOT SURE. JUST WOKE UP AND GOT HOLD OF
SOME OF MY RECORDS FROM NNA TAPES. THEN JUST WALKED ABOUT THE HOUSE.
HAD SOME COFFEE. JUST FUCKIN WALKED ABOUT. WENT TO THE SHOPS AND
BOUGHT SOME TOILET PAPER. NO BOTHER.
06: How would you describe your work to
someone who has not yet experienced it?
WHEN YOU POINT A GUN AT A DEER AND YOU
PAUSE AND THINK ABOUT SHOOTING OR NOT (TURNS OUT THE DEER IS GONE BY
THE TIME YOU MAKE YOUR CHOICE)
06: What dreams do you usually dream
during sleeping?
USUALLY WHETHER TO SHOOT A DEER DEAD OR
NOT
06: What do you see as your biggest
success?
JOKE WHERE I SAY 'THE THING IN MY
TROUSERS'
06: One thing you wish you could change
about yourself?
THE WAY I ANSWERED THAT PREVIOUS
QUESTION
06: Tell us the story of your first
kiss.
CAME OUT OF MY MUM. MY DAD GRABBED ME.
KISSED ME UNTIL I COULD SEE.
06: What languages do you speak?
ENGLISH AND SOMETIMES WELSH WHEN I AM
DRUNK
06: Where do you live now? With who?
For how long?
NEAR THE WATER NEAR THE BOTTOM OF
ENGLAND WITH MY FRIENDS JIM AND JAMIE. JIM OWNS THE HOUSE AND JAMIE
LIVES IN ROOM BELOW MY ROOM. BEEN NEAR THE WATER FOR AROUND 3 YEARS
BUT BEEN IN THIS HOUSE JUST UNDER A YEAR.
06: Tell us about other members of your
family.
MY MUM CUTS HAIR FOR OLD PEOPLE OR
WOMEN OR PEOPLE IN CARE HOMES. MY DAD'S HERO WAS SENNA AND MY DAD
USED TO WORK ON THE DARTFORD CROSSING/BRIDGE. USED TO FIX THE TOLL
BOOTHS ETC. MY LITTLE SISTER PLAYS NETBALL AND LIVES IN LUTON AND HAS
VERY NICE HAIR.
06: Tell us about a close friend.
I WILL TELL YOU ABOUT A FRIEND WHO GOT
HIT BY A TRAIN IF YOU WANT ?
06: Tell us about someone who inspires
you.
THE FRIEND THAT GOT HIT BY A TRAIN. HE
DIED. I GUESS THAT COULD BE PRETTY INSPIRING.
06: What is the most exciting thing you
ever saw/did?
THE FRIEND GETTING HIT BY A TRAIN ( I
WAS DRIVING THE TRAIN)
06.What is the role of art?
TO SHOW PEOPLE HOW TAKE A SHIT AND GET
PAID
06.Why do humans need to invent a
certain God to address issues at?
BECAUSE THEY LOOK UP AND SEE THIS BIG
BLACK THING OR YELLOW THING AND SHIT THEMSELVES (AND GET PAID)
06.Are you convinced of the goodness or
of the badness of human nature?
ASK GOD
06.Do you consider yourself talented?
NOT TALENTED JUST BETTER AT CHOOSING
WHAT I LIKE AND DO NOT LIKE TO DO
06: Suddenly all the radio players in
the world broadcast the same song simultaneously. Which song must
that be?
10CC - DREADLOCK HOLIDAY
06: Send us a picture of you and a
picture of something or some place that best illustrates your current
state of mind.
YOU CAN IMAGINE THE PICTURE INSTEAD. IT
IS A YOUCAM PICTURE OF AN OIL PAINTING I PRETENDED TO DO OF ME
GETTING THE SHIT KICKED OUT OF ME.
CHEERS GANG
LOU
