06: Was today a good day?
NOT SURE. JUST WOKE UP AND GOT HOLD OF SOME OF MY RECORDS FROM NNA TAPES. THEN JUST WALKED ABOUT THE HOUSE. HAD SOME COFFEE. JUST FUCKIN WALKED ABOUT. WENT TO THE SHOPS AND BOUGHT SOME TOILET PAPER. NO BOTHER.
06: How would you describe your work to someone who has not yet experienced it?
WHEN YOU POINT A GUN AT A DEER AND YOU PAUSE AND THINK ABOUT SHOOTING OR NOT (TURNS OUT THE DEER IS GONE BY THE TIME YOU MAKE YOUR CHOICE)
06: What dreams do you usually dream during sleeping?
USUALLY WHETHER TO SHOOT A DEER DEAD OR NOT
06: What do you see as your biggest success?
JOKE WHERE I SAY 'THE THING IN MY TROUSERS'
06: One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
THE WAY I ANSWERED THAT PREVIOUS QUESTION
06: Tell us the story of your first kiss.
CAME OUT OF MY MUM. MY DAD GRABBED ME. KISSED ME UNTIL I COULD SEE.
06: What languages do you speak?
ENGLISH AND SOMETIMES WELSH WHEN I AM DRUNK
06: Where do you live now? With who? For how long?
NEAR THE WATER NEAR THE BOTTOM OF ENGLAND WITH MY FRIENDS JIM AND JAMIE. JIM OWNS THE HOUSE AND JAMIE LIVES IN ROOM BELOW MY ROOM. BEEN NEAR THE WATER FOR AROUND 3 YEARS BUT BEEN IN THIS HOUSE JUST UNDER A YEAR.
06: Tell us about other members of your family.
MY MUM CUTS HAIR FOR OLD PEOPLE OR WOMEN OR PEOPLE IN CARE HOMES. MY DAD'S HERO WAS SENNA AND MY DAD USED TO WORK ON THE DARTFORD CROSSING/BRIDGE. USED TO FIX THE TOLL BOOTHS ETC. MY LITTLE SISTER PLAYS NETBALL AND LIVES IN LUTON AND HAS VERY NICE HAIR.
06: Tell us about a close friend.
I WILL TELL YOU ABOUT A FRIEND WHO GOT HIT BY A TRAIN IF YOU WANT ?
06: Tell us about someone who inspires you.
THE FRIEND THAT GOT HIT BY A TRAIN. HE DIED. I GUESS THAT COULD BE PRETTY INSPIRING.
06: What is the most exciting thing you ever saw/did?
THE FRIEND GETTING HIT BY A TRAIN ( I WAS DRIVING THE TRAIN)
06.What is the role of art?
TO SHOW PEOPLE HOW TAKE A SHIT AND GET PAID
06.Why do humans need to invent a certain God to address issues at?
BECAUSE THEY LOOK UP AND SEE THIS BIG BLACK THING OR YELLOW THING AND SHIT THEMSELVES (AND GET PAID)
06.Are you convinced of the goodness or of the badness of human nature?
06.Do you consider yourself talented?
NOT TALENTED JUST BETTER AT CHOOSING WHAT I LIKE AND DO NOT LIKE TO DO
06: Suddenly all the radio players in the world broadcast the same song simultaneously. Which song must that be?
10CC - DREADLOCK HOLIDAY
06: Send us a picture of you and a picture of something or some place that best illustrates your current state of mind.
YOU CAN IMAGINE THE PICTURE INSTEAD. IT IS A YOUCAM PICTURE OF AN OIL PAINTING I PRETENDED TO DO OF ME GETTING THE SHIT KICKED OUT OF ME.